And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain

(Source: beezinthetraps, via colinmorgasms)

this-disgusting-ribbon:

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

(via colinmorgasms)

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

(via guardiansofthegalaxys)

kgm42986:

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

(via thecutteralicia)

princeowl:

if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine 

(via otterymary)

hawxkeye:

*kills a guy* Metaphor.  

(via janetvanndyne)

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